First Post 3rd december 2009

Yo!

I R in Banff. It's a wee bit nippy here, during the day it's -20, for the first time in my life i thought i was going to lose my ears. By the way i'm apologising in advance right now (this is the apology) for all the poor grammer ( see what I did there? LOL?) and spelling you will see here on this blog. I'm not really sorry but this way you should feel like a dick for pointing out my disregard for the english language.

Anyway like i was saying before I R in Banff. Stayed at the Rimrock hotel for the first 2 nights and it was awesome because everyone thought i was loaded! LOLOLOL! The view form the room was sick (i'll upload photos later). Now we're holed up in a cheap hotel on the main street.

What Do i think so far?

1. The toilets are really full! I'll post photos)

2. The beer sux! I've sampled a few ales and none of them stack up. This could be quite a problem. The beers I have wasted money on so far are:

Canadian-You would think as a nation if you were going to put your name on it you would atleast make it one of the best beers in the world? If I was Canada I would have called this beer America or Australia.

Honey Brown-Sounds like a 70s blaxploitation action movie as was about as good as one. As a sweet brown man I was offended.

Alexander or some shit-I wasted enough money on this beer i'm not about to waste time writing about it.

Kokanee Gold Amber Lager-The ingredients read: 40% Macs Gold, 40% Xport Gold, 10% Lion Red, 10% water. Sadly the best beer so far.

Ok so that's it the next post won't be so long. I promise. I'll also upload photos.